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	<title>Nick Switzer &#187; Broc</title>
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		<title>Birthday Fun!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today was a co-worker of mine&#8217;s birthday.  Broc turned 29 today, and to be a true friend, I gave him a few gifts.  Now not all of these gifts were mine, but most were and he seemed to really estatic &#8230; <a href="http://nickswitzer.net/2008/10/28/birthday-fun/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today was a co-worker of mine&#8217;s birthday.  <a title="Broc Randall" href="http://brocrandall.com/" target="_blank">Broc</a> turned 29 today, and to be a true friend, I gave him a few gifts.  Now not all of these gifts were mine, but most were and he seemed to really estatic about them.  Anyway, here is the picture that he took of his gifts at work.</p>
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<p>To many of you this may seem odd, but Broc is a very strange person and loves getting anything!  Now the first thing that we can see on the left is a nice Sudoku puzzle.  Well this is actually the last gift I gave Broc.  I had an extremely hard time finishing this puzzle, and informed him he could cut out around the puzzle (removing the message I wrote him) and claim it for himself, enhacing his coolness by 10 fold (this was an estimation based on his coolness of that day).  Next we see a stapler that the lovely department assistant gave him.  While he seemed to enjoy this, he was saddened a bit to think he might not have any staples!  Here was my first gift: staples!  After he thanked me, he made a sly comment about my yard stick, which seconds later, was his 2nd gift.  Now, most of you may think &#8220;What the&#8230;&#8221; to the gift, but Broc simply loves sticks.</p>
<p>I am not sure who gave him the card, but that doesn&#8217;t compare to the last item we see, the broom.  Broc loves to keep clean, so I thought to myself, &#8220;What does a person who has already received so much, need?&#8221;  Well the perfect gift was the marvelous broom.</p>
<p>So to sum it up, Broc was so estatic that he sent me this picture of all his work gifts.  I hope everyone had as exciting of a day as Broc did.  And in conclusion: Happy Birthday Broc.</p>
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