Wolfman
Wolfman and the other characters were a spoof from the Munsters.
Tyrone Biggums
Tyrone is crackhead who in one episode smokes a huge really expensive crack rock after selling a friend’s home.
Leonard Washington
Appeared in Trading Spouses and The World Series of Dice.
Clayton Bigsby
Black KKK member who didn’t know he was black.
Tron Carter
Tron had to go to court where he pleaded the “Fif”
Samuel L. Jackson
“I’m not yelling, this is just how I talk!”
Rick James
“I’m Rick James bitch.”
R Kelley
“I wanna piss on you, drip drip drip.”
Prince
“Want some pancakes bitches?”
President Black Bush
The title should explain it all.
P-Diddy
This skit shows “P-Diddy” eating a white donut, being carried by his bodyguards, and sending the contestants of “Making the Band” around town for stupid things.
Lil Jon
“Is this going to reflect on my frequent flyer miles? What? Yeah!”
Howard Dean
It’s Howard Dean! Wait. No. It’s Dave Chappelle. Even Better.”
Dylan – Spit Hot Fire (Making The Band)
Making the band member Dylan (pronounced Dilawn) who says, “I spit hot fire”. Same skit as with P-Diddy.
Black Gallagher
Smashing watermelon’s isn’t enough for Black Gallagher.
Now I am not going into specifics, but some things in my life have drastically changed. The one thing that I used to count on is gone, and I am left with these things by myself. I do not know when it will be replaced, or if it will comeback, but as of right now I am lost.
It seems that when things happen, they happen all at once. Even though it may be spread out over several months or perhaps throughout a year, it seems to just clump together and build on one another. I don’t know if I need something to occupy my mind, but what I’ve been used to has changed and my thoughts are racing away with stability.
If you’ve had this problem, or even better, have a solution, please feel free to let me know. I hope your world stays neatly intact or atleast your crutch is there to help you deal with things.
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I thought that taste buds change every 7 years or something. I looked it up, and I can’t really find a definite answer. Anyhow, I remember my favorite roll, the rainbow roll. Normally the chef picks what fish go on top of a california roll. Something like tuna, yellowtail, salmon, eel, etc. But when I was ordering, I thought about all the possible new rolls that might interest me. What is your favorite roll?
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So I’ve made a decision to start playing basketball again and soon going to work out too. Maybe I’ll go with Casey since he knows what he’s doing, but who knows. Just want to those of you that are trying to go to the gym, don’t take baby steps. Just go. Don’t try to ease into it, because it doesn’t make it easier. So my feet are messed up from bad basketball shoes. Don’t know if that’s going to make that much of a difference, but I’m going to see how they feel when I buy new shoes. If you want to donate to Nick’s shoe fund, visit regularly and click some ads that interest you. 
I also noticed all of the exercise gimmicks late at night. My feeling on those are they are not worth the money. If you have the dedication to do some exercise regularly, you’re going to lose weight and get into better shape no matter what gym aparatus you’re using. If I find any tips or anything, I’ll be sure to let you all know. Good luck to anyone else that’s going to take the initative to get back into shape, and good job to those that are already in shape.
Sean and I headed out to Dallas where we would stay the night at his parent’s house. Lucky for us, we had quite a bit of music from Sean’s portable mp3 player. That in itself was useful, because I was able to hear and remember songs I do not have or have not heard in awhile. Four hours later, we were in Dallas, eating some pizza from a local italian restaurant (the name eludes me).
When we awoke in the morning, we met his sister at his parent’s house and headed out. She also had good taste in music, from System of a Down to Papa Roach. After about 2-3 hours, we decided to stop and eat in Canton, Texas. We ended up going to Diary Queen. Not knowing what to order, S asked what came on the hamburger. Without hesitation, the clerk responded, “Meat.. mustard..”. We all quickly placed our order and laughed hysterically. We couldn’t believe that this girl’s first response to what comes on a hamburger was “Meat”. This was the source of many of the jokes that followed for the rest of the trip. To top it off, Sean’s sister gave her a $20.00 bill for the bill. While waiting for some change, because her drawer was short, she turns to Sean’s sister and says, “You know this wouldn’t happen if you used exact change.” She was being serious, not trying to be rude, just explaining that it would not happen if she used exact change. We figured she wasn’t the brightest girl in the world, and continued on with our trip.
We arrived at our hotel, Chateau Suite Hotel. We find out we have a suite, and head up to unload. When we enter the room, we look at all of the features of the room. A few stick out. First off, we have 4 shower heads in the shower with a handheld shower hose to go along with it. The shower is equipped with 4 adjustment nozzle that operate each head and temperature. But this is not the strangest part of the shower. In the back part, dubbed the “Midget Cave” is a small ledge in which a little person would be able to stand and watch.
Looking around the rest of the bathroom, we find a hair dryer. This is not a normal hair dryer. This is the “Typhoon”. The Typhoon is an industrial sized hair dryer that pushed out more air than a leaf blower. It has a huge flexible cord that allows you to walk into the shower, and even into the hallway outside the bathroom if you so desired. We finally left our room and headed to the bar downstairs to receive our free drinks.
We waited for around 20-30 minutes before the bartender finally came back to the bar. We gave him our coupon, which intitled us to free drinks a piece, and went into the lounge to watch the football game. The bartender soon came in after around 3 minutes, and changed the channel to the same channel. Confused, he asked us, “Is this the game that everyone wants on?” in his feminine voice (yes he was extremely gay). Baffled by the question since the game was on, we informed him yes. This was just another odd experience at the bar. We ordered our last drink each, which we had to explain to him about the coupon being 2X’s each person, and since we had 3 people, we had 6 drinks. He finally gave us our last drink, and we were on our way.
We walked to the first casino on our list. We played for awhile, then went to another one right down the street. We played slots, video poker, and $1/$2 No Limit poker. We decided we wanted to visit the casino across the river, and called for a taxi. This man was an older gentlemen, who allowed me to sit up front. When I encouraged him to report back to his supervisor that it looked like I was hiding drugs in balloons up one of my cavities, he laughed a bit and ignored it. Once across the river, we went inside. We did not see much of a difference at this casino, and Sean wanted to play some more No Limit poker at the other casino, so we decided to head back.
Now this next taxi driver was a little younger. I again asked if I could ride up front, in which he granted. I asked him if he had any wild stories to about the night. He said nothing really happened tonight but explained that he has been shot, shot someone, been stabbed, had a couple have sex in his cab, and he himself have sex in his cab before. Baffled by the list of events that have occured in his cab, I stopped asking questions. Sean thought it would be a good idea to continue though. He explained how before hurricane Katrina hit, he moved out of New Orleans because hurricane Melody hit. He informed us that his girlfriend Melody dumped him and that she saved him from the actual natural disaster.
We got out of the cab, and all commented how we were glad that we made it alive. We continued to play a games and have free drinks for the rest of the night. Once we headed out the next day, we made it a point to stop at the same Dairy Queen to see the same girl. This time it was not quite as entertaining, but we still enjoyed every bizzare thing she did and said.
Overall, I had a great time. Sean’s sister was a blast to hang out with, and I am looking forward to reliving the memories next time she comes to visit Sean. Hope everyone had a great weekend, and hope everyone is enjoying MLK day.
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So, we’re going to head to Dallas and going down to Shreveport the next day. I hope I have as much luck as I did when I went to Vegas with my Dad. Anyhow, it’s sure to be a fun time. I will let you know of anything exciting that happens. Wish me luck at the tables. Talk to you all Sunday or Monday.
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