Well tonight I received a call from Andy to play softball. We had two games scheduled and it seemed as though it would be a good time. When we got there, we found out we we’re away. We scored a run after 6 hitters and then went out into the outfield. Well that was our only run, and it turns out the skunk rule in this league is 21. So after 3 innings, and one at bat for myself, the game was over. The next game was called due to no lighting, which was probably a good thing seeing as how it’s about to storm. We didn’t play bad, they just had single after single after single, which really wore on our team. Either way, I had a decent time, and hope to play soon (but have a longer game). Do any of you miss playing organized sports or anything of that sort?
Category Archives: Humor
MyLifeStory….
Ok, so at a few different bars, I’ve noticed this url on the walls, because of course you read the crap on the wall while you’re using the bathroom. So the url (or uri) was www.mylifestory.com or www.mylifestorysucks.com (not sure if someone added the sucks or what). So I figured it was going to be someone’s blog that would be interesting to read. Maybe I could relate to the usual problems of a stranger such as women, money, school, whatever it may have been. Sadly, I was let down by neither addresses actually working. So if you see this url on a bathroom wall/stall, please (if you have a pen/sharpie) let them know their site is down and Nick would like to see what it’s about!
Nick Needs…
So I was talking with Carmen today, and I told her to go to google.com and type “Failure” to see what comes up. Well she informs me that I should go to google.com and type “Nick needs”. Well I was very distraught to learn that top few hits had titles such as “Nick needs help with his kid”, “Nick needs Meds”, and “Nick needs a good kick in the butt.” Everyone should go to google and see what they need according to google. Let me know your results.
Clerks Deux
If you haven’t seen Clerks, you’re missing out on an awesome black and white movie. The movie is awesome, and it’s sequel is just as funny, if not funnier. Justin, Scott, and I went and watched it tonight and it was great. One of the only sequels that does the original justice. Just to let you know, there’s a Donkey Show in the movie. That’s all I want to say, and I would like to know how each of you liked the movie. You will want to watch the original first so other jokes and acts are even funnier in the sequel. Let me know what you all think!
The Gym
So Casey and I went to the gym, like normal, except he needed to catch up because he missed a few days, so we were going to have a long workout. We get there at about 4 pm and start working out. We had to leave at around 5:30 to pickup his car from the dealership because they don’t know how to fix his navigation system. So we get back like 30 minutes later and start working out again. But before we leave the locker room, Casey whispers, “The naked man is sitting on my phone.” I look over at the bench, and see this red, sweaty ass, pressed on Casey’s phone. The guy then moves the phone over without saying anything. Casey’s face shows everything that I would be thinking, and I run out of the locker room trying not to laugh. Well after laughing for a few minutes, we continue our routine. Well we see one of the trainers that can bench around 315, take a 45lb weight off of each side (225) and see if his friend can do it. The guy can’t so he takes another set of 45lb’s off. So the weight is down to 135, and the guy tries to get it. I turn around back towards his location when I hear the grunt and hear the weights hit the floor as his loses control of the bar. Now you figure that the trainer should have helped him or something, but whatever. That was also quite funny seeing as how an extremely geeky guy (he’s about 6’6″, has daisy dukes on, and a belly t-shirt) trying to help him lift it back. Well we finished our workout at around 8:30 and spent the next 30 minutes in the hot tub and pool. Needless to say, after making dinner and watching some of a movie, I was tired, and extremely sore. Today, I am feeling sore in even more areas and I am not looking forward tonight at all. Hope all of your weekends are going well, and I hope you enjoyed the funny occurances that seem to follow me.
Humor outside of Uniform
I know it’s a bad joke and I apologize Reader’s Digest fans. But my point to this article is to share the spectacular moments I’ve had being a Helpdesk Technician, but I dont have a uniform and… nevermind. The following situations are those that I’ve experienced first hand:
Bad Boy in the Bathroom
This story start off at my work. I work at a helpdesk at a University that deals with students, faculty and staff. I was looking out of our glass window that over looks a computer lab in the library. School is not in session so it’s not very busy, and there’s a few students scattered throughout the lab. There’s a row of computers with monitors that are clearly visible to my position. I notice a student (I hope he’s not a student, but I’m sure he is) looking at some pornographic images of women. He’s calmly scrolling through several images, when I mention to my coworkers (and Justin who was hanging out with me that day) that there’s a kid looking at porn on the lab machines.