So I was talking with Carmen today, and I told her to go to google.com and type “Failure” to see what comes up. Well she informs me that I should go to google.com and type “Nick needs”. Well I was very distraught to learn that top few hits had titles such as “Nick needs help with his kid”, “Nick needs Meds”, and “Nick needs a good kick in the butt.” Everyone should go to google and see what they need according to google. Let me know your results.
Nick Switzer
So far, bored.
“Carmen needs date with hubby for a baby!”
Under constipation – “Carmen needs to go”
“Carmen needs some watchdeer” WTF are watchdeer?
“What Carmen needs to do is put her little book out and move on and let these people live their life. Stop hatin Carmen these men have moved on…”
Good stuff!! But you do need your meds, that’s why I started that petition.
Google Exact Search Results
“justin needs to start playing smash bros. again.”
“justin Needs Help! Our man Justin, a multi-talented but exceedingly poor man.”
“Justin needs parent(s) who will encourage emotional, social and intellectual progress within a closed class room setting.”
“Justin needs a carrier”
“Justin needs to slap on a few testosterone patches for a while.”
“Justin needs a new photo.”
“Justin needs to stay as far away as possible from the train wreck that is Britney Spears.”
“Justin needs a webmonkey.”
“Justin needs a voice coach, huh?”
“Justin needs to hook up with Jessica Simpson.”
“Justin needs a new bear skin run to go by the fire.”
“Justin needs all the sympathy he can get right now.”
“Justin needs to find a way to make sales grow.”
“Justin needs to maximize right now.”
“Justin needs a happy ending,”
“Justin needs a pick-up!”
“Justin needs to learn this isn’t 500bc and you cant bang every girl that …”
“Justin needs to make a biography.”
“Justin needs a backbone”
“Justin needs help learning how to be gay”
“Justin Needs a Shave.”
“Justin needs sleep;”
“Justin needs to get a score.”
“Justin needs to go home.”
“Justin needs a lot of love and attention.”
Ice Rocket
“justin needs to learn some french!”
“Justin needs a new bed”
“Justin needs to stop messing around…”
“Justin needs a hair cut”
“Justin needs a nap too”
“Justin needs a fresh cut too.”
Testosterone patches and a happy ending. That is awesome. And I may need meds Carmen, but atleast I don’t need some weird crap like watchdeer.
Holy $hit Justin! Bored a little bit yesterday?